My Crocodile Does Not Bite By: Joe Kulka
It is bring your pet to school day and Ernest has decided to take his gigantic crocodile with him. Cindy Lou, the very mean girl, says that he can't have him because he will bite the other kids. Ernest insures everyone that he does not in fact bite, and shows off all his tricks to the class. But, Cindy Lou just gets more and more upset because no one in the class cares about her dog, so she does something mean. Ernest is correct, his crocodile does not bite, but he sure can swallow. This book was really funny, my boys loved it, and think they need a crocodile for a pet.
I borrowed this from the public library